Name: St. Patrick's Day I’m Not Always A Dick Just Kidding Shirt
SKU: 673584
Availability: InStock

Unleash Your Inner Mischief This St. Patrick’s Day: I’m Not Always A Dick Just Kidding Shirt – Declare Your Irish and Impish Spirit. Forget the saccharine shamrocks and predictable “Kiss Me, I’m Irish” slogans. This St. Patrick’s Day, embrace a darker, more audacious side with the I’m Not Always A Dick Just Kidding Shirt. This isn’t your average holiday apparel; it’s a statement piece designed for those who revel in a bit of irreverence and a whole lot of humor.

St. Patrick’s Day I’m Not Always A Dick Just Kidding Shirt – A Bold Statement That’s Sure to Turn Heads!

At the heart of this eye-catching design is a striking skull, a symbol of edgy individuality, sporting a jaunty leprechaun hat. Adding a touch of traditional St. Patrick’s Day charm, a vibrant four-leaf clover is nestled amongst the skull’s bony features. This juxtaposition of the macabre and the festive creates a visually compelling image that’s guaranteed to spark conversation.

But the real showstopper is the unapologetically cheeky text. The bold, slightly distressed font proclaims, “I’M NOT ALWAYS A DICK,” immediately capturing attention and setting the stage for the punchline. Just below, in a smaller, more understated font, the kicker lands with a playful, “Just Kidding Go Fuck Yourself.” This combination of bold declaration and sly wit perfectly captures the spirit of those who appreciate a good dose of sarcasm.

This I’m Not Always A Dick Just Kidding Shirt is more than just clothing; it’s an attitude. It’s a way to express your playful side, your love for a good laugh, and your unique take on the holiday. Whether you’re hitting the pub, attending a parade, or simply celebrating with friends, this shirt is sure to make a lasting impression.

Don’t settle for ordinary this St. Patrick’s Day. Dare to be different. Dare to be bold. Dare to be a little bit of a dick. Grab your I’m Not Always A Dick Just Kidding Shirt today and let the shenanigans begin!

St. Patrick’s Day I’m Not Always A Dick Just Kidding Shirt Details:

Material	G500 5.3 oz. T-Shirt: 5.3-ounce, 100% cotton (99/1 cotton/poly (Ash) & 90/10 cotton/poly (Sport Grey) G500L Ladies’ 5.3 oz. T-Shirt: 100% preshrunk cotton; Ash Grey 99% cotton, 1% polyester NL1533 Ladies Ideal Racerback Tank: 4 oz, 60% combed ring-spun cotton/40% polyester jersey; Fabric laundered for reduced shrinkage; NL3600 Premium Short Sleeve T-Shirt: 4.3 oz, 100% ring spun combed cotton jersey; Heather Gray 90% cotton/10% polyester; G185 Pullover Hoodie 8 oz.: 8 oz 50/50 cotton/poly; Air jet yarn creates a smooth, low-pill surface G180 Crewneck Pullover Sweatshirt 8 oz.: 50% cotton/50% polyester; Air jet yarn for a softer feel and no pilling. G240 LS Ultra Cotton T-Shirt: 6.1-ounce, 100% cotton; Ash is 99% cotton, 1% poly; Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% poly; Dark Heather is 50% cotton, 50% polyester.
Color	A variety of colors are available, depending on the style you choose
Size	Various Size (From S to 5XL)
Style	Unisex T-shirts, Ladies’ T-Shirt, Hoodies, Tank Tops, Youth Tees, Long Sleeve Tees, Sweatshirts and more
Decoration Method	DIGISOFT®
Brand	Teemoonley
Designed & Printed	United States
Care Instructions	Machine wash warm, inside out, with similar colors. Use only non-chlorine bleach. Tumble dry on medium heat. Do not iron. Do not dry clean.
Shipping	United States Shipping: Delivered in 3-5 business days; International Shipping: Delivered in 2-4 weeks;